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Good Girls Suck!

Good Girls Suck! My favorite studies:  Anthropology, Psychology, with a side of Finance. People both fascinate and bore the %#@& outta me. By and large, I trust everyone. I trust everyone to fuck up because that’s what they are most certainly going to do. Bet everything on that. Case in point… If I was short

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I Got An “F” In Fucking

I Got An “F” In Fucking Thumbs Down! In the midst of a shag, he abruptly stopped, groaned, rolled off of me and growled “you can’t fuck” and “you fuck like you’re fucking a girl.” His chilling rebuke of my performance made Barry White tiptoe from the room and on his way out, turn on

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~BDSM/KINK COMMUNITY II~

I seem to have created more questions with my last post, ‘BDSM/KINK COMMUNITY’ than anything. My apologies. I really do write like I talk…all over the place at once. You know, the best of times the worst of times all at the same time. Sooo…to answer your questions: Have I fallen in love with a

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~BDSM/KINK COMMUNITY~

  Don’t you just love an open secret? When word finally got around to me that there was a local BDSM/KINK Community, I thought, Pfffft…I’ll check ’em out.  My compliant *mentor asked me how I wanted to be addressed and introduced to the world. Hmm? Mistress? Goddess? What? Mistress. Now for a name…I’m drawing blanks. So

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What People Think

What People Think Caring about what people think is a given. On the other hand, worrying about it is a haunting. I don’t suppose a hedonist is capable of worrying about what people think. This one isn’t. Caring about what others think of me means I respect them and their opinions; however it does not mean that

Good Girls Suck!

By MzPatchouli

Good Girls Suck! My favorite studies:  Anthropology, Psychology, with a side of Finance. People both fascinate and bore the %#@& outta me. By and large, I trust everyone. I trust everyone to fuck up because that’s what they are most certainly going to do. Bet everything on that. Case in point… If I was short

I Got An “F” In Fucking

By MzPatchouli

I Got An “F” In Fucking Thumbs Down! In the midst of a shag, he abruptly stopped, groaned, rolled off of me and growled “you can’t fuck” and “you fuck like you’re fucking a girl.” His chilling rebuke of my performance made Barry White tiptoe from the room and on his way out, turn on

~BDSM/KINK COMMUNITY II~

By MzPatchouli

I seem to have created more questions with my last post, ‘BDSM/KINK COMMUNITY’ than anything. My apologies. I really do write like I talk…all over the place at once. You know, the best of times the worst of times all at the same time. Sooo…to answer your questions: Have I fallen in love with a

~BDSM/KINK COMMUNITY~

By MzPatchouli

  Don’t you just love an open secret? When word finally got around to me that there was a local BDSM/KINK Community, I thought, Pfffft…I’ll check ’em out.  My compliant *mentor asked me how I wanted to be addressed and introduced to the world. Hmm? Mistress? Goddess? What? Mistress. Now for a name…I’m drawing blanks. So

What People Think

By MzPatchouli

What People Think Caring about what people think is a given. On the other hand, worrying about it is a haunting. I don’t suppose a hedonist is capable of worrying about what people think. This one isn’t. Caring about what others think of me means I respect them and their opinions; however it does not mean that

The Mayberry Years

By MzPatchouli

The Mayberry Years Most of the games I played were with the boys in my neighborhood. I grew up in a land far-far away, where children got dirty & sweaty playing outdoors all day. We improvised and used our imagination much of the time. I preferred cops & robbers and cowboys & Indians to ‘playing

Eating Dinner Out Alone?

By MzPatchouli

Eating Dinner Out Alone? As an adult, I became too self-conscious to eat dinner alone in a restaurant…so I thought. I shuddered at the mere thought of eating out alone. Not only have I overcome this anxiety, I’ve discovered how much social engagement I’d been missing out on. Turns out ‘solo dining’ is perfect for

Rethink Anal!

By MzPatchouli

Please rethink, anal…seriously. You dress to seduce. In other words, you dress to be undressed (prayerfully). I compliment men on their attire far more than women. Because I’m into men? Maybe. Men seem to appreciate the compliment so much more. Then again, they pay so much more for their garments. I love looking a strange

WHAT’S MY FETISH?

By MzPatchouli

WHAT’S MY FETISH? It’s gorgeous. It’s art. It’s sexy. It’s all I need to know. I’m not sure where Fetish, Taboo, and Paraphilia end or begin. However, I’m the Library of Congress with regards to Mz Patchouli’s appetites. I’ve had several opportunities to facilitate and make Fetish Fantasy dreams come true… You like latex? Me

Sex Crimes and Subsequent Sexploits

By MzPatchouli

Sex Crimes and Subsequent Sexploits Disclaimer: Mz Patchouli Does Sex, Not Psych. So…if you are expecting something Sigmund Freudy this ain’t it. I was a parent’s worst nightmare. I was a spoiled sassy well-developed brat, wearing a real bra (not one of those half under-shirt numbers) by age 9. Men got so weird with me, it occurred

Mojo Blojo!

By MzPatchouli

   Mojo Blojo! Twitter, the early days…  I must have tweeted something smutty because I got a reply saying if you tweet something erotic and add #LPRTG to the tweet it will get retweeted. Thanks and okay…I started doing just that. I eventually notice a “list” feature on Twitter. Me being a little OCD about my shit, I

Ever Been Kissed By A Sissy?

By MzPatchouli

Ever Been Kissed By A Sissy?     Well? Have you? Being kissed by a Sissy, was not on any of my lists of things to do. In truth, I would’ve put kissing a unicorn ahead of kissing a Sissy. How could a well-put-together brat, fathom a grown man in beauty pagent gowns, theatrical makeup,

Monogamous or Polyamorous?

By MzPatchouli

Monogamous or Polyamorous? When meeting someone you’re interested in dating for the first time you ask them all the preliminary questions to establish compatibility. The one question that you might think about adding to your dating questionnaire is, are you monogamous or are you polyamorous!?! Didn’t you initially hook up due to animal attraction? S-E-X right? If you’re

Mz Patchouli’s Ménage à trois tales

By MzPatchouli

“Ménage à trois” The first time I can remember hearing the term Ménage à trois, some hopeful soul was explaining to me what Plato’s Retreat, in New York City, was all about. “Why you don’t say?” I said. The second time I heard it, it was referred to as a threesome, and it was extended as

Mon Dieu! Casey Carter Est Magnifique!

By MzPatchouli

Mon Dieu! Casey Carter Est Magnifique!   I was thinking of writing a menage post when a most alluring distraction popped up. Unmasked. Mistress Casey Carter, her-own-self…in image after stunning image after…I’ve had the pleasure of reading her well written, and super-charged erotica. Have you? You must. My memory of her wicked hot writing was enhanced 100-fold

I quit!

By MzPatchouli

IQuit!     …smoking 15 years ago. I still consider myself a smoker, though. I want to smoke. The craving remains. I just don’t smoke. OK. I’m a big liar… Last year, at Christmas, I bought myself a gorgeous, glass ashtray; a beautiful cigarette lighter, and 2 boxes of Nat Sherman’s. That’s right, if I’m

Damn, I Love A Good Read.

By MzPatchouli

Damn, I Love A Good Read When I read, I circumnavigate the Milky Way, coming close enough to the eye of god nebula, to hear its immense roar and feel its roiling pulse; heroically manage, not to scuttle a super-tanker in the North Sea; drive as fast, as the car will allow, on the Autobahn; breathe

Sexual Social Security…Don’t Squander It!

By MzPatchouli

Sexual Social Security…Don’t Squander It! “Am I Too Old to Worry About Safe Sex?” NO! No, you’re not. But if you go around muttering dumb questions like this, they’re gonna take your keys. What makes you think you (mature adults) are immune to STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)? Seriously? I couldn’t be happier about older mature

Here’s the kind of %$#@ I think about…

By MzPatchouli

Why can’t I sleep? Because… Here’s the kind of %$#@ I think about… Who in their wildest imaginings, dreamed there would be a World Wide Web, and within that WWW, there would be *67,900,000 individual places (websites) to watch pornography? By the way, that is billions, of crowded pages, of porn. Mostly, FOR FREE! I

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    Good Girls Suck! My favorite studies:  Anthropology, Psychology, with a side of Finance. People both fascinate and bore the %#@& outta me. By and large, I trust everyone. I trust everyone to fuck up because that's what they are most certainly going to do. Bet everything on that. Case in point... If I was short... […]

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